do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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