Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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