I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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