She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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