Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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