I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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