That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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