I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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