If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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