You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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