READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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