can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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