This girl is more easily done than said...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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