What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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