wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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