ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
a bad idea.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight