she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs