Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only