shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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