On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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