the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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