I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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