dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He passed out mid-signature
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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