Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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