from now on my penis is your penis
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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