I think my vagina is haunted
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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