he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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