at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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