I must be too annoying 4 u.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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