Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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