Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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