You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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