you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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