remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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