in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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