YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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