so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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