I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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