i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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