i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You made out with two different species that night
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's shark week go big or go home
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
