bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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