she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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