Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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