if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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