Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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