in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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