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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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