Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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