i don't like sucking hair
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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