remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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