TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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