I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
did you just send me my own nude
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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