..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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