dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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