There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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